Two hours


the amount of time you are mad at your dog for p-ssing on your floor when you are reminded how cute he is. can apply to anyone that you can’t stay mad at.
rob didn’t call me when he said he would. i got p-ssed but then he pulled that two hours sh-t. t_t

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