two in the cooch, one in the gooch


the act of sticking to fingers into a hermaphrodites cooch and one into it’s gooch. it tickles.
“d-mn that hermy’s goochy coochy was off the heezy last night! i stuck two in the cooch, one in the gooch!”

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