Two-inch Rule
a rule used by women practicing “abstinence.” you remain a virgin if it only goes in two inches or less.
“elizabeth, i can’t believe you lost it to chuck.”
“nope. two-inch rule. i didn’t lose a thing. i’m still a virgin.”
a rule used by women saving themselves for marriage. you remain a virgin if it only goes in two inches or less.
“i can’t believe you lost your virginity to chuck.”
“nope. two-inch rule. i didn’t lose a thing. i can still wear white.”
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