the act of person a sitting on person b’s lap, while person b sits on toilet and both proceed to simultaneously sh-t.
guy: dude, mark and jacob are getting too close, i caught them doing the two-lap tower last night.
guy 2: f-ck man, that is weird.
- unf*ckable list
an unwritten (or written) list of individuals a person keeps that they find unf-ckable. out of all the people i wouldn’t do, eric is at the top of my unf-ckable list. there ain’t enough alcohol in the world for me f-ck him.
- unicorn family
a unicorn family is a family that is, simply put, too good to be true. all of the family members love and support one another. internal strife is rare to non-existent. to the outside world they are a perfect family. in talking to my best friend i told her that i wished i had a […]
1)so white she can’t dance 2)a lesbian i heard she is a viena, you might want to keep your distance
- vincent van blow
when your getting head, pull out, and bust a nut into her ear drum yo did you hear what adam did? he pulled the vincent van blow on alea last night, and she broke up with him
- wallet *rs*
the painful condition suffered by anyone who keeps their wallet in their back pocket while sitting down for long periods, such as when driving long distances. serious cases of the condition develop during highway driving and/or when the sufferer is wearing skinny jeans. joel’s wallet -rs- was so bad you could still see the manufacturer’s […]