Two Left Cheeks


phrase expressing the inability to twerk.

a derivation from the phrase, “two left feet” which is used to refer to someone who can’t dance.
bro 1: dude, tried to learn how to twerk after watching the new miley cyrus video. two hours later, all i had was sore calfs — just can’t twerk no matter how hard i try!

bro 2: you must have two left cheeks, man.

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