Two legged snail
the two legged snail is a s-xual act in which the women climbs on top of the mans face while he s-xually eats her. the man then forces the women to curl up into a ball while he is still eating her, thus resembling a two legged snail
“mommy mommy i saw a monster”
“don’t worry honey you’re daddy and i were just pretending to be a two legged snail”
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