a “two man” refers to when one of your friends wants to hang out with a woman, but the woman insists on bringing her friend. you then tag along with your friend to help prevent a potential c-ck block.
hey dude, lucy’s bringing her friend with her to the movies. do you want to make this a two man?
- deep dive
the art of giving a deepthroat bl-wj-b. ample attention should be given the full length of the shaft, not just the tip. lovingly message his b-lls and always deepthroat it. alternate your speed when sucking a c-ck, showing your guy that him coming in your mouth is your top priority. and when he does start […]
- slimy jonathon
when a woman hocks a loogie on a mans d-ck and the man shoves it in her ear bro i just slimy jonathoned that chick and she is scarred for life
beat the f-ck up and made dead! i’m gonna purnch that f-cker! or your dog touched my sh-t it’s gonna be purnched! killed made dead shanked
an italian slang word, for someone who is awful at the position of goaltender in ice hockey. also used to discribw when one makes a very costly mistake in life. “did you throw out that painting we had in the corner over there?” “yeah, why?” “that paintaing was a million dollar painting! you idiot, you […]
a more obscure, unique, and special way to say “love”. used only for the most special of people in your life. not to be used lightly as the use of it can insight intense feelings and marriage proposals. i lurffles you so much. you are the lurffles of my life.