two minute justin
any man who -j-c-l-t-s almost immediately after the beginning of intercourse with a female. the term was first coined by a few students of the pasadena high school senior cl-ss of 2008 in pasadena, tx. while discussing their mutual hatred for a self-righteous n-body (named justin), one of the young ladies tells the story of how one of her friends (who shall remain nameless) was persuaded into having s-x with the male in question, only to have him -j-c-l-t- way too prematurely. justin was said to have “lasted only two minutes before he came. what a f-cking p-ssy.” the term has since then been attributed to him, but has been used to describe any man who has performed such shameful actions.
girl 1: so…did that guy you met give you the night of your life, or what?
girl 2: night? what an overstatement…that douche turned out to be a two minute justin…what a dud.
girl 1: ouch…
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