Two-Month Bump


when you have a bit of a belly, and you could be easily mistaken for someone who is 2 months pregnant. therefore, you have a “two-month b-mp”. this doesn’t necessarily make a person ‘fat’, its just a little extra baggage in the tummy area.
-looking at a photo on facebook-
jayne: oh lord, i totally have a two-month b-mp in this picture!

anacaonia: oh my goodness! you really do!

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