two per


two pair, as defined by nelly’s lyrics.
i need me two per of nike’s air force ones
a fan who takes part in the forums in the “television without pity” website.
if you’re not a fellow twoper, you probably won’t recognize my tyra reference.
noun. one who is limited to only two s-xual positions, lacking creativity and flexibility. usually, this is an ironic state of being, where one might be well equipped in beauty and brawn but unable to perform outside of usual surroundings, keeping to secure practices such as the missionary position.
i dumped that guy because he had all the goods but sadly he was a twoper.
a person with borderline personality disorder. sometimes other personality disorders can get grouped into this definition. the origin is that 1.9% of the population suffers from this personality disorder. by definition, approx 2% of the peopple walking this planet, are nuts. see also: britney spears
hey, check out the hot chick. shes probably a twoper!
is a really quick sh-t close to two minutes may even be a non wiper
dude we cant go yet i gotta take a f-cking twoper

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