two pump dump
one who usually -j-c-l-t-s after approximately two thrusts of the p-n-s during s-xual intercourse, with the opposite or same s-x.
typically one who remains abstinent.
paige:” so, how was ivan last night;)?”
madison:” so lame, he was a two pump dump kinda guy…”
paige:”oh no! what a loser!”
madison:”but his brother was pretty cute;)”
blowing your load during s-x after just two pelvic thrusts.
it had been such a long time since erik had s-x, that he was only able to execute a two pump dump.
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