two scoops
when you grab and squeeze a girl/woman’s br–sts.
guy-how many raisin’s are in raisin bran??
girl-uh…i don’t know..wtf are you talking about?
guy–grabs the girls chest- two scoops!
an enormous -ss that resembles two scoops of ice cream.
how did that mom fit those two scoops into those spandex?
this is is when someone takes claim for work he or she has completed or has thought to have completed. this person is very boisterous and braggy. he or she pats them self on the back quite frequently.
bill: did you know that i invented the first -n-l condom?
ron: sure ya did, two scoops!
an enormous -ss that looks like two huge scoops of ice cream. an -ss so big it makes using an escalator virtually impossible
look at two scoops trying to fit that -ss into her escort.
adding emphasis or compounding an existing feeling or observation.
guy #1- what the h-ll is wrong with that quiet guy who sits in the back cubicle?
guy #2- idk? but he’s looks like two scoops of “i shoot people in the work place”.
guy 1#- we better get him a snickers asap!
1. the fine power at the bottom of a bag of marijuana. named for it’s ability to be ‘scooped up’ by a bong-bowl.
1. j: “bro, you wanna smoke a bowl?”
m: “two scoops!”
j: “shoot!”
1. descriptor for a male/female that you think is hot stuff.
2. can be used in half or no portions to describe a male/female who doesn’t look bad and you would take home, but wouldn’t tell anyone about later.
“check out two scoops over there in the red sweater.”
“check the hottie over in the corner.”
“man, she’s definately only one scoop at best.”
“i asked jessica to the dance, and she said she doesn’t date people who aren’t any scoops.”
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