twuntch
the combination of tw-t, c-nt, and b-tch. only reserved for the most evil of women.
brea is such a tw-ntch for busting into the party and punching everyone.
derived from the phrase “tw-t munch” a synonym of “m-ff diver”, c-nn-l-ng-s, etc.
has come to mean a offer of luncheon to a male friend or work colleague (it’s believed this started due to the bewildering array of pretty ladies seen in summer months while on lunch breaks), however it still retains its original meaning when relating to a lady.
“hey bob, i’m starving… tw-ntch?”
a:”where have you been?” b:”just getting tw-ntch.”
“she’s so hot, i’d be tw-ntching on that for life – even when her mimsy goes all badger grey”
“she called me a ‘h-rny savage’, i’m guessing this was due to my tw-ntch technique”
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