two-shit morning
those mornings when your typical morning sh-t is just not enough. this situation arises most frequently after a night of heavy drinking or a late night burrito run.
in a typical two-sh-t morning, the second sequence arrives unexpectedly, making you late for work/cl-ss/court-ordered community service.
you: sorry i’m late boss, i had one of the two-sh-t morning. you know how it goes.
boss: say no more. i was late too, also on account of a two-sh-t morning.
check with your human resources office/princ-p-l/parole officer to make sure that a two-sh-t morning is recognized as a valid excuse for tardiness.
Read Also:
- baryga
baryga means a big maroz or gopink that sells cocaine but lies about it. this person pretends to be cool but fails. zdarow,baryga. nu, privet baryga.
- dirty spencer
a dirty spencer is when you place plastic wrap on your spouse’s chest and then proceed to sh-t on it. after, you wrap up the p–p and keep it locked away to be buried with your corpses when you p-ss away guy: “did you go to the funeral last weekend?” other guy: “ya i noticed […]
- katie cavanaugh
i name meaning you’re most likely of irish or scottish dissent . you’re probably introverted yet very kind. you’re a book just waiting to be opened and once you are you are an amazing friend and very loyal . you are wise beyond your years very intelligent you also probably have brown hair and eyes […]
- your such a cat
you are begging for so.going mostly used as a slang term for when someone is begging for cigarettes or weed can i borrow some baccy till tomorrow ffs man your such a cat
- kalakatski
it means one of the stars in the milky way galaxy . i wish i could reach for kalakatski