dirty spencer
a dirty spencer is when you place plastic wrap on your spouse’s chest and then proceed to sh-t on it. after, you wrap up the p–p and keep it locked away to be buried with your corpses when you p-ss away
guy: “did you go to the funeral last weekend?”
other guy: “ya i noticed that they must performed a dirty spencer earlier in their lives”
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