two timer
a person that is seeing two people at the same time.
you are such a two timer! never go out with 2 guys at once you wh-r-!
a cr-p that takes two flushes.
man, i just had a two timer!
n. deceptive ice-hockey shot where a player deliberately misses a quick shot from a p-ss and then blasts a shot with a second swing of the stick.
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nice miss jacques!
no, no! it was the two-timer. i meant to do like that.
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