Two Years Resolution
a new years resolution that turns into two years because you either forgot about it or are just too lazy to try to do it so you give yourself 2 years instead of one.
person 1: hey, didn’t you say your new years resolution was to quit smoking?
person 2: yeahh, but it’s really hard so i’m made it a two years resolution, now, i have some time.
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