twobird
a term used to describe any action that proverbially “kills two birds with one stone.” particularly, when one manages to defacate and m-st-rb-t- in one solitary trip to the restroom.
chris: “yeah i’ll be back in ten.”
tim: “give me twenty, i’m going to twobird.”
a term used to describe any action that proverbially “kills two birds with one stone.” particularly, when one manages to defacate (p–p) and m-st-rb-t- in one solitary trip to the restroom.
chris: “yeah i’ll be back in ten.”
tim: “give me twenty, i’m going to twobird.”
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