twofer

something you get two at once.
harry s. is a twofer dayer.

oh. the deal is a twofer. buy one, get one free.
when you get two things for the effort, price, time, or sp-ce of one
1. hey, i can use this room as an entertainment room and a guest room–it’s a twofer!

2. ap cl-sses are twofers in that they count for high school and college.
when something is being sold at 2 items for a price, it is referred to as a “two-fer”.
“buy the baked chips, but if they have a two-fer you can get the ones you like also.”
the action of an overweight female rubbing the tip of two erect p-n-s together.
monica: hey guys its twofers tuesday; let me take care of you.

guys: monica we would rather die.
a way of gaining 2 things for the price of 1.
i got the head in one hand, the body in the other, so im thinking two-fer two-fer! so i take the head, stick it right up my -ss, the snakes are goin crazy, i take the body, turn it around stick my wammy right up the -ss. then the body starts shakin. instant -rg-sm 2 for 1.
when buying marijuana a twofer is a deal buying two grams for thirty dollars.
customer: hey! can you hook it up with a twofer?

seller: for sure that will be thirty bucks.
an exam or test given previously by your current professor (best) that you use as a study guide. an exam or test given previously to the current cl-ss, but not by the same professor (not as good, but still a good study guide).
the phi zappa cr-ppa fraternity has the best twofer archive on campus!

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