TWOFS
total waste of f-cking sp-ce
a person or situation thats pointless, omg why did i bother with that it was just a twofs.
you kno that geeza who thinks our m8 is cute well he cracked onto her and we kno he’s a complete looser so we told her dont bother with him hes a twofs!
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