twoink
a twitter pig, an oinker. a twoink uses twitter only for self-promotion, linking to his or her blog posts, etc., and never attempting to otherwise entertain or inform. coined on 3/29/11 by gene weingarten of the washington post.
look at his twitter feed. one tweet a day, each a link to his comic strip. what a selfish twoink.
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