twollop
a word (noun)that defines a stupid person, used by young people, usu.
“hey, look at that guy over there. he’s a twollop!”
adjective: to describe a woman of equal parts trollop (dirty) and twit (dumb enough to f-ck anything). a subtler way to suggest she is equal parts dirty (unclean) and stupid. can be a very popular girl at parties. syn: stupid ho-bag.
not mistaken for a troll which is an ugly and/or dirty chick that won’t f-ck you drunk or sober.
not inferring ugly but certainly unclean. a man confronted with a twollop is then torn with the decision to f-ck a dirty dumb girl and risk ridicule. the solution to the “f-ck a twollop” conundrum is generally resolved by applying the “liquor rules” or “moped” solution. ie: you may f-ck a twollop if you’re too drunk to care and/or no one you know is watching.
twollops are known to hang around cute clean girls (see wingman) but are much more likely to f-ck you to spite their cute friend (see: superiority complex and revenge f-ck)
smelly dirty but cute girl at the concert says to the guy she just met: take me back to the porta-potty, f-ck me in the -ss and give me a dirty sanchez.
guy says to self: f-cking twollop cunundrum. dammit, need another drink.
smelly but big t-tty blonde girl tries to sweet talk the doorman to get into the club for free.
doorman lets her in because he knows that it’s good for drink sales. a.k.a: the twollop factor.
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