Twonged
twonged: to be or to look drunk or wrecked on drugs.
twong: to be a druggy or alcholic or just someone who generally does alot of stupid wreckless things.
person 1: f-cking h-ll mate jay looks twonged?
person 2: aye thats cos he’s had 5 lines of plant and a mazzy you daft en.
person 1: what a twong like.
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