Twot Swatter


(noun) the female version of a c-ck blocker (meaning a man who prevents another man from scoring with a chick). twot swatting is when a woman prevents another woman from scoring with a guy. coined by dane cook in his most recent performance, “isolated incident.”
also can be used in verb form “twot swatted, swatting, etc”
(jenny is flirting with a guy) april walks up and says: hey jenny, how’s your aids?
(the guy jenny is flirting with gives her a weird look and walks away)
random guy: d-mn, she’s a twot swatter!
1. when a female prevents another female from accepting or pursuing the interest of male.
2. when a female prevents another female from achieving a goal.
example:
girla:ima go talk to that guy over there and see whats good.
girlb: ok.
guy:hey, i noticed you over there, i was waiting for.
girla: hi, wow cool. just taking my time making sure you were looking at me. so whats your name?
girlb: hi, my name is ____ . sorry i took so long, to come over. i was getting her and me a drink. this is my friend___(girla). so what is your drink (guy)? what is your name by the way?
girla: hey! stop being a twot swatter___(girlb)! i’m trying to snagg this guy so back off!

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