Twowned


when someone gets made fun of, aka “owned” on twitter
sarah: @mrmcgiggles dude your tweets are the most uninteresting things i’ve ever read
bobby: @sarah omgz0rz! you just twowned @mrmcgiggles!
sarah: @bobby i know my stuff!

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