twunt surprise
take the woman, open her legs lather her p-ssy in rich marinara sauce, sprinkle some freshly shredded mozzarella cheese over the sauce. cook her p-ssy in a tanning bed for about 10 minutes.. or until the cheese is slightly browned. when she’s done, dig right in her now sloppy cheesy p-ssy. if you’d like you may add a surprise right into her c-nt, by placing pepperoni and sausage on her cl-t and threw out the sauce mixture. may be complimented with parmesan cheese or pepper flakes, and don’t forget to make sure you enjoy so the woman feels satisfied.
can also be done in the -n-l cavity… if the woman would like some pizza as well… also can be done by two men.
tip!!! make sure the p-ssy/-n-s is shaved, because no one enjoys p-b-s in there pizza! ;d
husband- what’s for dinner tonight babe? i’m famished!
wife- oh! we’re having pizza!
husband- what kinda are we guna have?
wife- tw-nt surprise.
husband- what’s that sounds.. delicious!!!!
wife- oh…. you’ll see (;
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