twurker
a lurker on twitter.
he’s a twurker, and never tweets.
a girl who has s-x all the time with everybody she knows and everybody she doesn’t know and doesn’t care about the consequences.
guy 1: look at that twurker.
guy 2: yah, she was up my house last night.
guy 1: foreal? she was up mine too!
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