Ty Cobb Salad


a salad consisting of cauliflower, egg whites, turnips, celeriac, parsnips, onions and grilled chicken breast, topped with ranch dressing. every ingredient is white, so it is named after ultra racist early 1900’s baseball player ty cobb. ty cobb was known to hate people of color very much, even bragging that he killed a black man in his past.
when a restaurant in texas added the ty cobb salad to their menu, it immediately drew the ire of the black residents of the community.

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