Tylenol 0
sarcasm for regular tylenol….of the tylenol series contains the most paracetamol! a whopping 500mg!! combined with nothing else! liver damage and no pain relief! recommended by 10/10 doctors too afraid to even prescribe 5 mg of codeine compounded with 1350mg of apap and atropine for fear that surely everyone no matter there level of pain is out for some prescribed dope!!
tylenol 0: 500mg apap/0mg of codeine
tylenol 1: 300mg apap/8mg of codeine
tylenol 2: 300mg apap/15mg of codeine
tylenol 3: 300mg apap/30mg of codeine
tylenol 4: 300mg apap/60mg codeine
in reality apap is far more toxic than any opioid. that is why they compound it with opioids so in order to get a buzz you have to consume copius amounts of tylenol thus killing your liver in the process! for example lortab 5mg hydro/ 500mg apap, in order to get high you’d need 15-20mg of hydrocodone for a decent buzz no tolerance, you’d be consuming 1500-2000mg of apap just to do that far over the fda limit.
drug addicts: scaring doctors from prescribing and preventing chronic pain patients from recieving relief!!
doctor: break a pinky? here’s 4mg dilaudid and some percoset 5s with some t4s for breakthrough pain, also here some valium for the stress breaking a pinky has caused as well as some soma for the spasms, i gave you unlimited 99 refills for all of those and if you need a diamorphine drip set up at home just call my pill pushing nurse pract-tioner!!!! suffer from debilitating pain from a chronic illness? uh take some tylenol 0 (regular tylenol) there’s too many risks aka i’m too scared of the dea ripping my liscence out of my hands through my -sshole for prescribing any thing that is mildly addictive and even if you are in pain i don’t care because it’s not my problem!!
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