a kid who has a 2 inch p-n-s and normally makes fun of tooth gaps.
person 1: “my date turn out to be a total tyler haase”!
person 2: “that sucks”
- sent me on a dummy
someone who sent you someplace with out for no reason makes you look stupid man he sent me on a dummy i was mad.
- turkish speedbag
when a person takes a sh-t so big without the t-rd breaking that upon detaching from the b-tthole it slaps the back of the b-lls. dude, i just took a sh-t so bit it turkish speedbagged me!
- iron nugs
used as a shortened version of the word “iron nuggets” “i’m gonna play minecraft today, hopefully i can find some iron nugs” “i’m gonna play minecraft today, hopefully i can find some iron nugs”
- swedish toastie
the act of inserting ones p-n-s into a toaster to gain s-xual pleasure. (note. the toaster does not have to be on) “i just love a swedish toastie me”
- eternal goals
(noun) (plural noun: squad goals): a goal that is constant and never ending. an inspirational term for what you’d like to accomplish in life. a used best when placed at the end of a directional statement. kylie jenner is eternal goals.