my small son who must be protected at all costs
person 1: did you hear that someone tried to fight the singer from twenty one pilots?
me: no not tyler joseph, we must protect him he is my literal son
- tyrell samuel cassanova
big d-ck -ss n-gg- girl:b-tch i wish i had a tyrell samuel c-ssanova in my life
- Ultimate Jew
eli spivak is an ultimate jew because he only talks about jewish things and wears a yamika. he is missing this party for a batmitzvah… what an ultimate jew
- unring the bell
the unfortunate realization that any given time sensitive condition cannot be undone. i so wish that i didn’t run over the kid while i was texting while driving. its just too late for that; can’t unring the bell.
a unicorgan is a majestic as f-ck creature created by the heated fornication of a unicorn and a dragon, as the unicorn was feeling particularly uni-h-rny. the offspring (the unicorgan) has two mighty wings, as well as a horn on its head and the ability to breath fire. this mighty beast is fond of relaxing […]
- Up the Pope's Anus
noe use, b-gg-red, f-cked up. julian: hey sandy, swichch the kettle on. sandy: oh sh-t, the kettle`z up the pope’s -n-s. julian: f-ck, now we can’t have tea.