TYOGILF
thirty-year-old guy i’d like to f-ck. most celebrities that are in their thirties are extremely attractive. it’s the prime age group for men. examples are celebrities such as ryan reynolds, adam levine, and josh duhammel, and jake gyllenahaal
girl 1: d-mn, corey montieth is so hot
girl 2: of course he is he just turned thirty
girl 1: whatta tyogilf
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