type 1 millennials
there are two types of millennials. type 1 millennials are the millennials who are “poetic” and post sad and depressing posts on their social media such as twitter and tumblr. they are the ones who have given in to sadness and see no hope and are probably also activists
type 1 millennials fight for the world to not be depressing, like their souls.
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