type r sticker
an adhesive piece of plastic that, when applied to a medium, increases it’s speed. the affect is c-mulative, hence more type r stickers, the faster the medium will be. often used in conjunction with cheap 14′ plastic hubcaps, cheap purple tint, dorky wing spoiler, and fart pipe exhaust.
frequently used by those who have a cheap slow j-panese economy car and wish it to compete with ferrari’s.
the affect works on cars, as well as computers, bicycles, and people.
“yo dat be dope yo! that type r sticker adds 15hp to yo civic dx automatic brotha! let’s go street racin’!”
“maybe you need some more type r stickers, ricer!” from a mustang (aka a real car) driver
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