tyre kicker
(n.) a person who appears interested in buying your car, but on the day displays any of the following traits.
• does not show up
• does not bring money
• kicks the tyres and complains about even the most minor faults
• seems to know barely anything about the car
• offers stupid money (a large amount either side of what you expected)
• keeps asking if he can part exchange his rusty old ford for your car, not wondering why anyone wouldn’t want it
• -ssumes the car is in fine working condition just by kicking the tyres
• tries to drive a restoration project dozens of miles home with him.
• asks questions repeatedly, specifically ones mentioned in adevertising the car
• gets the manufacturers’ name wrong
• asks if you are willing to transport the car without charge.
• makes a bid for a car placed on ebay or similar without any positive feedback
• dresses up as, or -sserts that they are a priest or mulla in an attempt to pay less for the car
• is a young driver who just p-ssed his test looking to buy a cheap old car, rice it up, and show off to thier friends. quite likely to wreck it in a month.
if selling an old or rare car on ebay, it is advisable to warn tyre kickers from bidding.
a prospective purchaser of a car who does not know what he or she is looking for when examining the car. from the pointless gesture of kicking the tyres often employed by such.
for sale: 1965 triumph spitfire, old english white, partial service history, no tyre kickers.
somebody who has no int-tions of buying somethings or doing something but merley pretendes
dealer: hi im selling a car
tyre kicker::h-llo can you give me more information about your car.
dealer: it’s a car
tyre kicker:it’s the car i want but i rang just for the sake of it i have no intention of buying it bye xx
somebody who turns up at your door in suit and ties, with a fake rolex and an empty suitcase pretending to be a genuine businessman who will try to lure you into signing your car away with a cheque that is not worth the paper it is written on.
tyre kickers are a waste of time
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