tyrrell


his gl-sses invoke fear on those who gaze on him. children and adult alike cower before his toughness. he holds his arms in a stance of complete power and brute strength. as he walks he hunches over as the muscles ripple under the poor tattered robe he wears. ever his friends are jealous of his superness and grace. as this is true he lives in a life of loneliness and comp-ssion of the weekday he benches more than any other man. he fears only one, the great slater of granton, who vanquished him with his signature style, the complex and renowned doorknocker stance. tyrrell may be the only hope the earth has for greater evolution.
josh tyrrell
one who is kleptomanic.
oh…you just tyrrell’d that sh-t! where are my gl-sses? matt must have tyrrell’d that sh-t…sorry dude.
his gl-sses invoke fear on those who gaze on him. children and adult alike cower before his toughness. he holds his arms in a stance of complete power and brute strength. as he walks he hunches over as the muscles ripple under the poor tattered robe he wears. ever his friends are jealous of his superness and grace. as this is true he lives in a life of loneliness and comp-ssion of the weekday he benches more than any other man. he fears only one, the great slater of granton, who vanquished him with his signature style, the complex and renowned doorknocker stance. tyrrell may be the only hope the earth has for greater evolution.
he is also a w-nker who rapes his own brother and sister and his dad can be commonly mistaken for a darlek or a unicorn and also a fat c-nt who needs to die
so does tyrrell his life is worthless and needs to kill himself
josh tyrrell

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