Tyson Foods


tyson foods, inc. is a multinational corporation that is the world’s second largest producer of beef, chicken, and pork.
the company has been charged with countless evironmenmtal crimes, abusing workers, racism, and lots more! through false advertising and labeling, they have made the public think that their foods are 100% natural and safe to eat. this is not true, because they do use things such as cabon-monoxide, -rs-nic, and anti-biotics, in their food.
kid: “mommy, mommy, lets get tyson foods for dinner tonight! they want to help our school and donate lots of food to pore people!”
mom: “sure! they sound like a good company!”

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