tzuying
tzuying is so remarkable, it’s impossible not to smile when you think of her. she is witty, raw, and drop dead gorgeous. she has a uniquely cl-ssical beauty that transcends time and sp-ce. her youthful charm fills men with desire and women with violent jealousy. her p-ssion is an unstoppable force, but her tenderness will melt your heart like 叉燒. don’t p-ss her off though. it has been said her wrath once made a grown man wet his pants!
“omg you know tzuying too! isn’t she the best!?”
“god, these girls are so annoying…except tzuying, she’s cool”
“tzuying? i can’t pr-nounce that, do you have an american name?”
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