u cant touch this


mockery when someone missed you with a projectile or something.
person 1: why do i always miss?
person 2: u cant touch this

*starts a coreograph with a gang*
person 1: kill yourself.
a song that is used to mock someone when they missed you with something.
person 1:cr-p i missed
person 2: u cant touch this
person 1: shut up

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