U.S English
a language named english, which originated in england. the americans have changed the language to be different and sever their ties with england. these days, americans believe they created the english language and believe their way of speaking english is correct. this is not the case however, as the english language originates from england. therefore, if you’re ever told by an american that you’re speaking english incorrectly, you have the right to say that they have no right to tell you that “us english” is correct, and you’re speaking their language wrong.
american: oh my god, i love the color of your dress!
english person: it’s colour. with a u!
american: umm, that’s so wrong! there is no u.
english person: the clue is in the name, english! england! i’m correct you idiot yank!
american: whatever… american people are better than you stinking brits…
english person: i’m english. not british.
u.s english, the incorrect variation on standard english.
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