uber douche

the ultimate douche bag. one without equal. usually a guy named brad.
brad was a uber douche for cheating in his fantast baseball leauge.
when someone has reached such an incredible level of douchiness, it is almost unfathomable and is completely unbearable to others. king of all douche bags. the scientific name for schmucks who roll up in public wearing wife-beaters or oversized jeans. can also be found wearing sungl-sses in nightclubs and/or sun-visors on backwards and upside down. these people should be drug outside and shot in the stomach, then used as speed b-mps to prevent any neon-toting lowrider cr-p-mobiles from infesting the neighborhood and lowering property values.
1. peter burns (denver sports radio host an admitted uber douche)
2. justin bieber
3.anyone on jersey sh-r-
4.people living in denver, co.
1. zas efferon
2. toms p-ssy
3. micheal towers
animeleaguedoucheuber douche
(adj.) a douchebag of such great proprtion, that simply calling them a douche will not suffice.
carolinalax23 is an uberdouche for throwing water balloons at some kid at work, and making him cry.
a douchebag who has transcended the mundanity of common douchebaggery to attain some degree of great status, wealth, power or celebrity, which causes him to ooze all of the s-x appeal of a walking venereal disease.

a common douchebag advances to the vaunted level of uberdouche through one of two ways:
1. he is recognized for a significant degree of actual talent (note that this talent can never be tempered by authentic cultural intelligence, or he is no longer a douchebag).

2. he has attained status through luck, inheritance, etc. or by -ssociation (e.g. marriage, baby-daddyness etc.) with someone of actual prominence.

note that because the uberdouche is actually famous/rich/known, it is easy to mistake him for a non-douche because his opinion of himself seems to equate with public -ssessment. mark, however, that while the m-sses may regularly celebrate uberdouches, there is a higher judgement, and g-d does not wear ed hardy.
d-mn, adam levine may be really good at singing but he’s just a velvet-throated uberdouche.
d-mn, david beckham may be really good at soccer but he’s just an uberdouche in gilded cleets.
d-mn, scott disick has effectively ascended to the hallowed ranks of the uberdouche simply by impregnating a kardashian.
a person that is so clueless about their own douchebagness that they can only be considered and uberdouche.
he laughs at his own ridiculously lame jokes, thinks that if he says he’s cool, then he is and believes he is the gift to women despite ending up at the stop and sip every friday night. he doesn’t realize that there has to be one person out of every group that no one likes. since he likes everyone in his group, he is, by default, the uberdouche.
someone, usually male, who takes the act of being a douche to a whole new level; often someone who thinks he is cooler than someone else because of physical traits.
john: “i have amazing hair today, actually, i have amazing hair every day. unlike you, joe.”

joe to carrie: “john is such an uber-douche.”

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