uber nerd

the ultimate in nerdnisity; nerdus maximus
the uber nerd defragged my hard drive, installed linux, and ultimately changed my life for the better.
a nerd that other nerds look upon as a g-d amongst their species. this nerd is often -ssembled from parts of lesser nerds.
“behold my knowledge of linux, and know that i am your g-d.” – the uber nerd
indigenous to the greater los angeles area, the ubernerd often references binary code in day to day conversation, which is almost always deilivered via an application called trillian.

he will often be found wrapped in dolce & gabanna textiles and/or dawning a tie no greater than 1.25 inches in width.

the ubernerd, although somewhat elusive, draws his income by coaxing millions of unsuspecting individuals in to providing him with personal information under the guise of free consumer electronics and evening wear.
“i met this guy at the club last night, but i’m pretty sure he’s an ubernerd. he was wearing a $4,000 suit with an old pair of converse chuck taylors. when he gave me his email address he told me i could opt-out at any time”
a person who is constantly on the internet and refuses to leave their computer.
why can’t you get off the internet for one minute, your such an uber nerd.