Uber Water
these are the tiny 8 oz water bottles that uber drivers usually give you during a ride
mandingo (aka uber driver): “what’s up ladies?”
kristin: “we’re about to hit up that new club and my girls are looking good tonight.”
mandingo: “yeah your squad is on fleet. did i say that right?”
kristin: “ha. it’s actually on fleek!”
mandingo: “anyway, there’s some water for you in the drink holders.”
kristin: “omg. i gotta instagram these little uber waters. loves them”
water solo cup uber lyft
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