Uberdyke
lesbian to the extreme…
hey did you see the uberdyk- over there with the mullet and the man pants on?
n. a female with h-m-s-xual tendencies whos has surp-ssed the rank of padawan lesbian; see also female golfer
“jody is such an uber dyk-,” thought jacob when he caught her with her tounge in carla’s sn-tch.
top lesbian of the “group”
look at the uberdyk- no wonder everyone goes to her first.
way a lesbian!
a female with a mullet who drives a purple ford with a rainbow colored cat (p-ssy) sticker on it. also wearing pants pulled up to her t-ts with a belt so tight you can see her “man-like” -ss.
oh my god, dibs on the uber dyk-! is that a man?
a lesbian who feels that she must dress, act, smell and do everything that a man can do, only better.
rosie o’donnell is a very powerful uber-dyk-.
most of my ex’s! i can’t help it, i love them!
usually more butch but there are femmes who i think qualify as uberdyk-s. they love women and are sometimes very protective of women. they go out of their way to fix things, buy gifts, and spoil girls they have crushes on.
the difference between an uber dyk- and a man:
a: a v-g-n-
b: they do nice things for women but most don’t expect anything other then your friendship and a thank you in return. unlike most guys who think they deserved your mortal soul just because they said you were pretty or something.
girl one: did you see red’s new girlfriend?
girl two: the uberdyk- with the boots and flannel?
(p.s. most uberdyk-s don’t wear flannel anymore…at least not where i live…though i’ve heard stories of some other places…)
female who is very manly and works on automotive
wow that uberdyk- did wonders on fixing my car.
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