Ubertoast


ubertoast is essentially toast that is “better”. it is like regular toast, but has been made into ubertoast thanks to a special toasting process known only by seven elderly mongolian warriors living in senegal.

due to its uber-ness, only a few people are capable of eating ubertoast; among these are chuck norris, mr. t and christopher walken. the toast is also so uber that, when saying the word out loud, you must shout it, as in “ubertoast!!!”
noob: gee, i really love toast! hey, what’s this “ubertoast”?

chuck norris: it’s not “ubertoast”, it’s “ubertoast!!!” and you’re not powerful enough to eat the ubertoast!!!

noob: oh yeah? watch me!

(noob eats the ubertoast and his head asplodes)

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