UC Hogwarts


also known as:
1.ucsd
2. uc san diego
3. the university of california, san diego

nestled beyond the rocky cliffs of la jolla, california is a magical place that is not visible to muggles. the 1200 acre campus is composed of buildings that appear to have very odd architecture, mostly due to the fact that they are held up by magic.
visitor1: hey, why are there people walking around in white robes?

visitor 2: oh, that’s just the wizards at uc hogwarts

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