UCL


university college london, the first college of the university of london. it was england’s third university (after oxford and cambridge.)

it was not originally recognised by the crown as it intended to (and still does, rather surprisingly) accept people of all races, cl-sses and genders.

there is a long standing rivalry between ucl and king’s college london (which is like this cr-ppy bit of uol, and basically is good for nothing apart from playing football with dead people’s heads. the w-nkers.)

ucl is a very cool place. everyone should worship it.
i am applying to ucl to study medicine

why are you applying to king’s? ucl is far better!
ucl is an acronym for un-controllable-laughter

used when something is too funny, past hilarious.
jonathan: i was in the hallway, and this guy tried to get all in my face, so i slapped him in the face, and he started crying!!!

cole: lmao, no way who was it??

jonathan: derek!!

cole: ucl!!!

turner: who would cheat on a hot girl friend, that has a perfect body, perfect face, and foreign?? for some white hoe???

nathan: tiger woods!!

turner: ucl!!!
to choke in a compet-tive setting.
bill buckner really ucl’d that ground ball.
the g-dless sc-m of gower street

a much pretty bad polytechnic founded after king’s college london university (which is much better)
“hey where do you study”

“i study at ucl poly!”

“lol tw-t”
an upper cl-ssman love.
the freshman girl emily loved the senior guy jake, but knew she would never hook up with him because he was just her ucl.

Read Also:

  • UCLA date party

    known throughout california as a night spent slippin’ her one through the back door. you guys, i was too h-rny but i didn’t bring a condom. so it turned out to be a ucla date party!

  • UCLA Berkeley

    possibly the most elite and least well-known of the uc campuses. located in the heart of the beautiful city of santa diego, ucla berkeley is the perfect place for those who wish to pursue spanish or swedish studies. the school’s ice sculpting club is particularly distinct. despite the what you may think from the f-cking […]

  • uclan

    a versatile term which can be used 2 describe anything negative. l – hey d how are you? d – shut your f-cking mouth before i bend you over and uclan in your mouth.

  • UCLA pipeline

    u.nc.leanl.a.tino pipeline: when two dirty latinos take part in a s-xually act in which they connect -n-ses with an empty toilet paper tube & elemers glue then releases their poo poo into each other’s hamster-holes. est. 2006 by 2 gay homies in south central la. paco hernandez(el pollo hoto) y isaac sanchez (grande fresa) isaac:sorry […]

  • Ucla White Girl

    a crazy white b-tch at ucla who started ranting about asians and the earthquake. she recently got pwned but a kid named david hanjani who made a response to her video. other people like perter chao and other famous youtubers did also. video was called asians in the library. …has over 2 million views 1: […]


Disclaimer: UCL definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.