UCS


under cover sl-t
when not a lot of people know you are a hoe, you are called a ucs.
abbreviation for “u chat sh-t” which i have to repeat a lot to certain people who seriously chat sh-t, in some cases i have also made out they attend the university of ucs which is imaginary but states they might as well study chatting sh-t as they are so good at it
pete: “did you know they took gullable out the dictionary?”
john: “no they didn’t”
pete: “yes they did”
john: “no they didn’t”
pete: “yes they did”
john: “no they didn’t”
pete: “yes they did”
john: “no they didn’t”
pete: “yes they did”
john: “no they didn’t”
pete: “yes they did”
john: “no they didn’t”
pete: “yes they did”
john: “no they didn’t”
pete: “yes they did”
john: “u c s”
useless cute sh-t.

the stuff that fills the stores found in touristy towns, random crafts, things that you would buy for novelty and never use again. chicks dig it.
“yeah, we had a good day walking around banff. went to a bunch of ucs stores- ya know, the usual.”
acronym for “united civilized states”. one of the three playable factions in the games “earth 2140” and “earth 2150”. the futuristic version of today’s united states of america. the ucs army consists of unmanned mech units all controlled by a m-ssive super computer that eventually gets hacked into during the campaign in “earth 2150”. fortunately, a backup program was installed to ensure their victory against the ed. the ucs’s -rs-nal is somewhat advanced in that they use plasma cannons and a mess of rockets instead of cannons and lasers.
the ucs destroyed the eurasian dynasty in “earth 2140”, but that didn’t mean that the ed couldn’t strike back…
ugly ch-nk syndrome
typically affects koreans who have been in the us no longer than a year. symptoms: loud obnoxious yelling of their ugly disgusting language in a public place. horrible fashion sense. very very very very ugly. usually hangs out with each other in a giant group or clique, or herd. if seen, euthanasia is the only solution.

see uns
me: god i hate that joon-kim-park kid. he’s got ucs for sure
james: yeah i must agree. genocide seems to be a good idea now.

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