uddercrap


a state in which a cow is so sick that it defecates through its udders. for something to be considered “uddercr-p” means that it is completely useless and all hope is lost for the item/person in question.
also known as utter cr-p
“that cat is uddercr-p”
“your mom is uddercr-p in bed”

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