UDI
unidentified drinking injury
when one is drunk, one picks up random bruises, aches and pains. at worst, cuts an bruises too.
i pretty sure i broke a finger playing cards last night. wtf.
unidentified drinking injury
drunken stumble, wasted and wobblin’, booze bruise, liquor, shots
“holy cr-p!! where did you get that bruise on your arm?!?!”
“i don’t know, its a udi from happy hour on friday.”
-udi(united drunks international) – noun. a gathering of epicness of epic people who know how to have a good time and own like no tomorrow.
-udi(united drunks international) – noun. a group of gamers whose sheer awesomeness will burn and melt anyone who cannot handle the win. best. clan. ever.
-udi(united drunks international) – adjective. a t-tle given to select individuals who have show skills that can’t be replicated in the gaming community.
-udi(united drunks international) – noun. a home away from home for people that suffer any level of disorder that the outside word would laugh at or shun them away. for example: alcoholism, r-t-rdation, con artists, ban hammers, pie lovers, late night antics, supreme burners and grumpy old men.
-“when i grow up, i want to be just like the guys at udi!”
-“if only udi were a governmental body, then the world would be a perfect place”
-“i need a place to go since no one likes me. i wonder if udi will take me under their wing?”
unidentified drinking injury
man1: dude, why is your f-cking elbow bleeding?
man2: wish i f-cking knew bro.. pretty sure it’s a udi.
unidentified drunken injury often sustained while falling down drunk
me: d-mn! my -ss is all bruised up. what the h-ll happened?
you: your covered with udis, dude.
unidentified drinking injury – a mysterious injury received during a bender (qv) and of which the victim has no recollection
“honestly officer, me and my brother n-lew don’t know what happened. we was just heading back from the tav with these 2 georgous chicks and when we woke up they’d turned into swamp donkeys!” said j-lew. “must have been some sort of u.d.i.” n-lew added
unidentified drinking injury.
an injury such as a scratch or bruise that is obtained when in a state of drunkeness. but have no recollection or memory of how it was received.
mate, i’ve got a well bad u.d.i on my arm. i must of done it last night when i was p-ssed!
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